Willaim enjoyed this
story ---
...The Old Man and the Frog......
An 81-year old man
who loves to fish was sitting in his boat the
other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and
couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming
when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the
top, was a frog.
The man said, "Are you
talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm
talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll
turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever
seen! Then I'll give you more sexual
pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."
The man looked at the frog
for a short time, reached over, picked it up
carefully, and placed it in his front breast
pocket.
Then the frog said, "What,
are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said
kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like
you have never had."
The old man opened his
pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my
age I'd rather have a talking frog."
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